TRAIN SLEEPER
The following is supposed to contain the definition of the word sleeper. A sleeper is one who sleeps. A sleeper is that in which the sleeper sleeps. A sleeper is that on which the sleeper which carries the sleeper while he sleeps runs. Therefore, while the sleeper sleeps in the sleeper the sleeper carries the sleeper over the sleeper under the sleeper until the sleeper which carries the sleeper jumps off the sleeper and wakes the sleeper in the sleeper by striking the sleeper under the sleeper. Cut this out and sleep with it under the canopy of the sleeper when you take the sleeper. Sleep-ah.
(The Walnut Bureau, April 10, 1919)